...something CHURCHY...: Currently laughing at...

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Global warming
Dumb liberal teachers who try to interject their views in class
Guys who try to look tough by not smiling in pictures
Girls doing the whole "You look pretty" "No, YOU look pretty" "No seriously, YOU look pretty!!" thing
People mispronouncing words, such as "confinscate" when they mean "confiscate"

I may post more later as I think of them.

"I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, cause it says, like, I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party too. Cause I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party." - Cal Noughton Jr.
"Fire safety week is upon us. Here's some helpful tips that you might want to listen to: Wrapping your kids in newspaper at bedtime seems like a good idea, but guess what? That junk's flammable." - Ricky Bobby and Cal Noughton Jr.
"I've found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell you, it feels phenomenal!" - Peter LaFleur
"The only way to bag a classy woman is to give her two tickets to the 'gun show'." - Anchorman Ron Burgundy